September 2012
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Eeeewwwww....
So, I was just drinking orange juice, and as I was taking a drink, I noticed a little brown thing in my drink. It’s a fly. Pretty sure it’s dead. I have no idea how long it’s been there. This is mildly upsetting.
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shoutout to my genetics
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TW: DISCUSSION OF RAPE, RAPE CULTURE
bioticbootyshaker:
feminist-space:
“A survey of 11-to-14 year-olds found: ·
51% of the boys and 41% of the girls said forced sex was acceptable if the boy, “spent a lot of money” on the girl;
31% of the boys and 32% of the girls said it was acceptable for a man to rape a woman with past sexual experience;
87% of boys and 79% of girls said sexual assault was acceptable if the man and the...
vladimirmedvedev:
“omfg i want a gay best friend so we can go shopping!!!” “when i have a kid i want them to be gay so i can ship them and their partner AND HAVE OTP FEELS!!! hahahhaah!!” “TUMBLR SHOULD BE A COUNTRY SO WE CAN BAN HETEROSEXUALITY!!! XDDDDD”
It’s depressing that people actually say things like this.
August 2012
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drjoshybear:
The only thing sexier than British accents are Scottish accents.
Not to be a bothersome butt, but the term ‘British Accent’ isn’t just referring to England, but also Wales, Northern Ireland, and Scotland. In this instance, since you specifically said ‘Scottish Accent’, the proper term for the former would be ‘English Accent’. But,...
When you're taking pictures with your friends: →
10knotes:
Them:
You:
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Dead or Alive Live-Action Cast
Now, this would be for a proper Dead or Alive movie. Not that monstrosity we got in 2006. I mean a proper adaptation with the original story. As such, my choices will reflect how old I think some of the characters should have been. Like Christie being 30 and Helena being in her mid to late 20s. An important thing to note is that these choices will largely reflect the chaarcter’s background....
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WHAT.
HOW DO I HAVE ALMOST 40 FOLLOWERS. YOU GUYS ARE DRUNK AND LOST. OMG I LOVE YOU ALL.
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lnternetexplorers:
how do people just have casual sex with random strangers i can’t even order pizza over the phone
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Type of Girl
gas-station-disco:
b3i-positive:
I’m the type of girl who one day can have full out make up and cute clothes on but then the rest of my days get away with wearing sweats and t-shirts and still manage to somehow look decent.. I’m also the type of girl that can look like I’m innocent and listen to everyday pop music but my ipod’s actually full of screamo music as well as every other genre (but...
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Bras = Parentheses
the-toilet-paper:
amon-a-horse:
If you think about it, when you put a sentence in parentheses (just like this, to illustrate the point), they’re still part of the sentence, but not the part that needs to be focused on.
Boobs are part of the body, but not to be stared at, so are therefore put in bras. Therefore…
Bras are boob parentheses.
Trying to come up with a word that doesn't exist...
I mean, I managed that with my url D: Why can’t I do it now? ;_;
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we-have-an-army:
tbh if i had a boyfriend i wouldnt know what to do i would probably just sit there and stare at him
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My issues with the more popular singers
1. Justin Bieber I will admit, he has gotten attractive, but that’s the only thing I even like about him. His singing voice is irritating and his songs are even more irritating. 2. Lady Gaga One thing that I cannot deny is that she has an amazing voice. It’s very strong and I just love it. However, most of her songs, as well as her style of dress, are ridiculous. The one song by her...
mottsgoddamnit:
masturbatewithacheesegrater:
Tumblr at 3am is like a supermarket at 3am there are mentally insane people lurking the corners muttering about all their life problems to themselves
sorry I can’t hear you your url is making me uncomfortable
That is such a painful url. Ohgodwhy/
shiphassailed:
the-doctors-big-bad-wolf:
shiphassailed:
have you ever noticed there are some real idiots on tumblr
No because my fandoms don’t have people that are assholes.
see: Harry Potter, Starkid, Doctor Who, Korra and Last Airbender, Supernatural.
You haven’t come across assholes in either of the Avatar fandoms? Lucky.
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Gonna be seeing a friend that I haven't seen in...
We talk a lot, but our schedules have never lined up, so we haven’t seen each other. I’m a little nervous though, since the last time she saw me, I was 40 pounds lighter than I am now :/ I know she won’t care, but still.
Watchastonishingsociety:
YOU CRUSHED ALL THE HOPES AND DREAMS - DREAM KILLER
AWW <3 And his sisters are wonderful <3 The one on the left yelling at him and the one in the middle giving him a death glare. Oh, this video <3
barejoshybear-deactivated201303 asked: Shout out to your haters: I'm Andro-Homosexual.
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Oh Jesus.
Someone called me transphobic for saying that I’m only attracted to cisgendered guys. So, first I’m sexist for being gay. Now I’m transphobic for having certain preferences. I’m just…. No. Stop. Oh and on another note, I’ve seen the words “monosexism” and “cissexism” thrown around and I was wondering exactly what they mean? I feel kind...
dongwoo-wtv:
i wonder if people see my posts on their dash and think to themselves wow not this fuckass again
Lilo & Pudge.
fandomsarelikehorcruxes:
nerdofchaos:
obisham:
noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:
sarahlatimore:
Does anyone realize how important it is for Lilo to take care of Pudge? She says that Pudge controls the weather and she needs to make sure the weather is okay. Lilo later in the movie tells Stitch that her parents died in a rain storm.
Childhood. Destroyed.
shrieks
NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS...
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I'm not sure how I feel about Romney and Obama.
I hear good things and bad things about both of them. That’s the hard part about living with Conservatives and interacting with and being friends with Liberals. Both sides make good points. My indecision on who I like or dislike more is the main reason why I won’t be voting at all.
We're sorry...
ink-film-nibbles-script:
“England is just a small island. Its roads and houses are small. With few exceptions, it doesn’t make things that people in the rest of the world want to buy. And if it hadn’t been separated from the continent by water, it almost certainly would have been lost to Hitler’s ambitions.” — Mitt Romney
The Americans:
The British:
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booksandwildthings:
brendonboydlikeurie:
sexualcl0wn:
mintyflavored:
livvefast:
groovieghoulie:
socialjusticeally:
notkorra:
hashgag:
throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up
throwing handles at people who need to get a grip
throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill
throwing scissors at people who need to cut it out
throwing clocks at people who need to...
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