Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
Friend: I miss my boyfriend
Me: So do I
Friend: He calls me princess
Me: He calls me fan
Me: Sometimes fans like plural
Me: So he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
this is the theme song of every fangirl...
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
I would never cheat in a relationship →
shutupandthinkofmydick: paleobiologist: the-absolute-funniest-posts: because that would require two people finding me attractive. OOHMYGO D hahahaha
My dog, Harley, was put to sleep today.
I could have had my mom drive me down to be with him in his final moments, but I wouldn’t have been able to handle it, I don’t think. He was my very first and most loyal best friend. Even at 15, he still acted like a puppy. And now he’s gone. He lived a long life and was very loved. I’ll miss you, Harley. RIP Harley Davidson Murphy.
brokenhalo89: xelethaine: So I’m going to, for no reason, say how old I think each of the companions from both Dragon Age games are. Dragon Age Origins Alistair: 20-25. Leaning more towards 25. Morrigan: 28-32. Gaider said that she was in her late 20s or early 30s, and since Gaider’s word is the word of god, I’ll take it. Besides, she seems around that age. Zevran: 25-30. No real reason. He...
So I’m going to, for no reason, say how old I think each of the companions from both Dragon Age games are. Dragon Age Origins Alistair: 20-25. Leaning more towards 25. Morrigan: 28-32. Gaider said that she was in her late 20s or early 30s, and since Gaider’s word is the word of god, I’ll take it. Besides, she seems around that age. Zevran: 25-30. No real reason. He just appears...
Pistachios are so addicting.
Shortest and most terrifying horror story ever: Tumblr has been shut down indefinitely.
suncesus asked: Hi~!
Put a “Hi” in my ask & I’ll answer:
1. First impression: 2. Truth is: 3. How old do you look: 4. Have you ever made me laugh: 5. Have you ever made me mad: 6. Best feature: 7. Have I ever had a crush on you: 8. You’re my: 9. Name in my phone: 10. Should you post this too?
My dad and my sister are going to have to put our...
He started having seizures earlier today, which is the first time he’s ever done that. He’s really old. He’s 15 and some months, which is surprising for a black lab(albeit, he’s got some terrier in him). I just wish my mom would be able to drive me to my dad’s so that I can see Harley before they put him down. This is going to be so difficult to deal with. We got him...
There are kind Slytherins. There are brave Hufflepuffs. There are some stupid Ravenclaws. There are twisted Gryffindors. Your House doesn’t define you. And please, the next time you’re about to tease someone for being a lowly Hufflepuff, or a slimy Slytherin, or a stuck up Ravenclaw or even a foolish Gryffindor, just remember that we are all Hogwarts students. We’re all part of the...
Imagine if Tumblr payed you for every post
Don’t do that. Don’t do that to me. :c Oh god. I would have made at least $1255 Ohgod. Imagine if it was $10 per post. fherifhrwuigfhrwuhwourhjouirjhoiurjgoiw
s4ls4: mrsspencereid: it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that this is seriously all i fucking think about
So, apparently, suggesting something is now...
How old is Alistair supposed to be in canon?
kakumei: caffeinatedfeminist: Has that been established? I feel like he may be robbing the cradle just a little bit with my Warden. And I’m okay with that. Ahh, that’s the age-old question. *badumchaaaang* It depends on whether you believe the Fiona theory or not. I headcanon him at age 22. I’ve always thought he was around 25, maybe younger.
me during my wedding vows: babe i just love you so much like you don't know i can't even you're so gorg and just perf and like you just give me so many feels i can't even omfg i ship us so hard lkjhfluyhejrg'zsjhf;s;dfgkhzs
So take your balls outta your purse and kick some ass.– Jack, Mass Effect 3
A friend of mine who's also an English teacher...
chasingnightingales: IT’S A TRILOGY?
I have no title for this. But I don't want the...
I see a lot of people saying that the word ’cunt’ shouldn’t be used against other people because “the female anatomy shouldn’t be used as an insult.” Yet these same individuals use the word ‘dick’ against other people. Is that not hypocrisy? Eh. I dunno. Just something that annoys me.